Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-34602118-20180206023317

13.7 Billion years ago. The Big Bang took place. It is what created the Milky Way Galaxy and the sun was created at 12.9 billion years ago. The sun created the planets and the earth started to exist 4.5 billion years ago. The dinosaurs became extinct because a rock fell to the earth and killed them. Humans first spawned 500,000 years ago. Minions spawned at 2-4 billion years ago (just an estimate) and we call this era Minions May. Minions May is the period of the original year the minions became living. Minions walked alongside humans for hundreds of thousands of years and minions require a leader. This proves minions are supernatural beings and are in-fact immortals. Minions are not truly immortal because Gru powers the minions energy so if he dies the minions will all be extinct to. Hence their name "Minions". Although Minonia has since become America Minions have stayed around and because Gru is the most powerful the minions flocked to him. We can expect in Despicable Me 4 that Gru dies. So what happens to the minions you ask? Well I think all the minions will follow Vector and become really evil and gay minions. To the creaters of the minons please do not give Vector minons at least leave Carl he is my fave plus I have the facts that minions are a metaphor for the Asians. Proof? Asians have exited for billions of years just like humans. yes. Asians are yellow just like minions. Asians follow an emperor so they are communists just like minions follow a leader. But Gru is also russian. So this means Despicible me is just a metaphor for Communism and that The Movie Creaters are trying to tell us this by all the "Evil Powers" ruling over the yellow people or "Minions". Think not? Well this is just a theory. 