User:MarkMinion/Sandbox/Sakuju Koizumi

Here is a page for a fan-made translation of the Japanese Comic みらくるトリオ！ ミニオンズ (English: The Miracle of the Trio: Minions)

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THE MIRACLE TRIO

MINIONS

"So cute, so funny! Many things unexpected!"

"Finally, the worldwide famous movie is now made into manga."

"They are coming to Japan!"

"The brand new series!"

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Location: TOKYO.

The truck driver: Here, the banana as usual.

The man: Thanks.

''There is a noise in the box, so the man opens the box. When it opens, three minions, Kevin, Bob, and Stuart are inside, sleeping.''

The man: (Shrieks) W-What, these fellows...!!?

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The man: (Screams) AAH... BANANA MONSTERS...!!! (Runs away, leaves the box alone at the fruit shop)

Kevin: (Wakes up) Uh... what's that noise?

Stuart: (Looks around) I can't recognize this place.

Kevin: What do they speak, Japanese? Which means, here is ... (Horrified) JAPAN!!?

Stuart, indifferently, checks his hair with a mirror.

Bob: (Naive) Huh? What is Japan?

Kevin: I guess, it is like that, yesterday, there was a ship with a lot of bananas, and we saw it... So we started to eat so that why we're here...! Our buddies in the Kingdom of Minions should be very worryied about us...

(Kevin's imagination: Minions are calling, "Where did the three minions go?" while Kevin thinking, "What should I do?" for a moment)

Kevin: (Continued) We must go back as soon as possible! (Minions rush around)

Bob: Tim, over there!

Stuart: Oh, I discovered a nice shop.

Kevin: We need to calm down, you two,...

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(Stuart and Bob are back; Stuart dresses as a ninja and Bob as a maid, and they both have many other stuffs they got)

Kevin: (Irritated) How come you have mood for fooling around!

Bob: Tim, how is this? (Bob tries to push a sushi into the mouth of his stuff bear, Tim)

Kevin: (Angrier) A stuffed toy animal is unable to eat sushi! (Stuart shows off his sword)

Kevin: (Finally getting his fellow back) Anyways, we have go back to our homeland but we can't do it by ourselves. We must search for someone for help!

Kevin: (On a crowded street) Hey! Nice gentleman, look here... ! Can you help us,... (The man doesn't notice Kevin and steps on him) They can't see us. (Angrily hitting the ground) Damn it...

Bob: (Scared) Kevin is so scary!

Kevin: (Turns back) Oh yes, that is the way we can get many attention!

Stuart: (Nods) Oh, fine. (The trio jump together)

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The minions dress themselves as a woman.

Stuart: What, a middle-aged woman?

Kevin: This is the best way for as to be balanced.

They walk toward a man in front of them.

Bob: Hey you, wait a sec!

The man: Ah, what?

Bob: Can you take me to my house? I'll give you a candy.

The man: W-What a shameless woman! (Slap the minion) Leave me alone! ...?

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The man: Huh... (Horrified when seeing the head part of the woman [Bob] falling to the ground) THE HEAD! (All the people running away in horror)

Kevin: Ah! Please wait!

''"The minions - failed." They are very disappointed, and they begin to fight.''

Kevin: Enough! You two can't take it seriously.

Stuart: What the sh*t banana...

Bob: I did my best!

Later, they stop.

Kevin: Fine, I will find the helper by myself.

Stuart: I'm out.

Bob: Let's go, Tim.

''They leave each other. However, Kevin is later seen desperately in a forest.''

Kevin: Ahh.. it is so hard to find a helper... I feel so helpless now...

Bottom note: "Please wait for the upcoming February edition!"